luminpop:

When I say “breed me” I don’t mean a cream-pie. I mean I want to be fucked so rough neither of us can think straight. Animalistic, pure instinct. I want you to bury yourself as deep as you can when you come. Then I want you to stay there, plug me up, until you’re ready to go again. And I want you to fuck me with your cum still deep inside again and again and again and

amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

“dis booty”

this fucking website i swear to god

third-cookie:

Here’s my DnD character Milo, a Bronze Dragonborn

cryptotheism:

God knows, I shudder to say.

joannekwan:

When you’re a monster fucker it’s not always blood in the water 💦

While Patience doesn’t encounter any sharkmen in the current two books, there might be room in the third!

lolabunnyy:

I think it’s so funny when someone says “this is probably tmi” bitch, I do not care. You can tell me the most unhinged shit unapologetically. I live for it, let’s go.

citrusmillie:

Tumblr makes sense to me bc if i see something i like i get excited and hit the button to show other people and theres no weird unspoken social conventions my autistic brain doesnt understand. I can literally sit here and reblog 150 niche shitposts about harvest mice in an hour just bc they make me happy and i dont have to explain myself to anyone and i’ll actually *gain* followers instead of just being called weird and downvoted or whatever its so cool

i-restuff:

0bananadog0:

bloodpen-to-paper:

July 18, 2008

March 20, 2020

July 21, 2023

Fucking love this has happen multiple times lol

bewitchingbimbo:

your dom should absolutely be the biggest fucking simp for you btw and that’s a hill I’m willing to die on

pavitraprabhakars:

just did a hit of pillow and blanky